The Trail Song
Ole Balls Columbo
Ole balls Columbo,
he thought the world was round-o.
He masturbates as he navigates,
that son of a bitch columbo.
The queen she had three mighty ships,
they all were triple decker.
The queen she waved her handkerchief,
Columbo waved his pecker.
He said the world was round-o.
He said it could be found-o.
The hypothetical, masturbating, son of a bitch Columbo.
The queen the whore and quite a bore.
The tiny little nipper,
he lined his ass with broken glass,
and circumcised the skipper.
He said the world was round-o.
He said it could be found-o.
The hypothetical, masturbating, son of a bitch Columbo.
The cabin boy was nervous.
The compass spun in terror.
Columbo grinned, then licked the wind,
And blamed it on an error.
He said the world was round-o.
He said it could be found-o.
The hypothetical, masturbating, son of a bitch Columbo.
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